The wonderful, weird world of Japanese advertising!

Ah, advertising!

Can't you see that I am serious!?

I often think fondly on the Mr. Sparkle episode of the Simpsons--when it comes to bizarre, strange, "burned into your retinas so you see them even while your eyes are closed" advertising, nobody does it better than the Japanese! Here is a collection of odd, memorable spots from Japan (and one from Thailand, I believe, starting things off). Enjoy(?)!

Damn funny Sylvania light commercial...

The doll-headed dog shot does it for me...

It's not a tuuumah...it's Ahnold in Japan!

I feel like this ad would be good for hypnosis...

All you Hulkamaniacs sing along!

This one is pretty ingenious...

...and I thought I was the only one with a diapered elephant friend!

Finally, a way to deal with those pesky track and field monkeys!

If I had a dime for every time this has happened to me...

I'm never gonna dance again...'cuz I viewed this weird Wham video...

Stubby and Squishy Banana Hammock

Hangovers suck i know. Leads you to ask yourself how something can taste so good yet hurt so bad. I've reclaimed the undisputed title of Insomniac once again. The eye bags are scary and don't know how much longer can i withstand this torment. As little as 2 hours sleep a day . Damn cable!

Reckless but oh so weary...

Calling out to anyone interested in joining the crew at EMN tattoos. Gonna get really busy with my own stuff soon so i could really use some help at the shop. Any interested parties please E-mail your port folio over or give me a call to arrange an interview. thanks. peace out people!! And yeah ... GONG XI FA CAI everyone !!!

Decisions , decisions .

Being busy all the time really has it's perks. I'm the kind of person needs to stay busy or my financial insecurities will start bugging me. I'll start making comparisons with English footballers my age or younger than me. I'll start thinking whether i'm making full use of my time. I don't expect a million bucks a month like Rooney but have you ever questioned yourself whether you're financially at your full potential? The hunger for more as human beings is what keeps us striving for the best but at times can be somewhat demanding on your own capabilities to a certain extent. Being contented is a myth. Not for me at least.

I believe in the saying , "Everyone's got a price." Ever wondered what's your worth to yourself? I'll sign off by sharing this really cool story . A man walks over to a woman at the bar and asks," Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars ? " The lady replies yes . Then the man asks her another question , " Would you sleep with me for 10 dollars?" The woman replies angrily , " Of course NOT! What do you think i am? A Whore!?" Then the man replies ," We've already establish that fact, I was just trying to bargain the price."

Would you believe my luck

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Sit around and watch the tube but nothin's on...

Green Day was so freaking awesome. Trust me i've listened and watched countless cds and dvds of them in concert before and nothing can compare. The way Billie Joe worked the Sold-Out arena was amazing.Even inviting fans up the stage to even sing a song with them. The only two times i'm sure of money well spent is the time i bought my first tattoo machine and buying the tickets for the Green Day concert.Really awesome. Now i can die a happy man.

NEW CONTACT NUMBER!!!

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